Pocket Dimension

Tired of pesky laws of physics and annoying followers? Worry not! Thanks to the ingenuity of Hawke Enterprises™, valued customers can, for the small price of [INSERT CORPORATE MANDATED PRICE HERE], transcend humanity and become the para-dimensional beings Mother Nature intended.

Our R&D team has worked tirelessly to bring you these fantastic features:

Your own Dimensional Controller: Our greatest invention allows you to open a distortion to your own fantastic pocket dimension. [NOTE: HAWKE ENTERPRISES™ IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE YOUR DISTORTION MAY CAUSE TO SHIPS AND/OR INTERIORS.]
Pocket Dimension: We believe our valued customers deserve the best dwelling money can offer. That’s why our Exploration Division conducted a five-year-long expedition into 125 different dimensions. After a long deliberation, we selected this particular dimension to be your own little paradise. Your outpost includes three structures, an outpost decoration system, workbenches, an unlimited storage safe, and good vibes. [NOTE: NO FOLLOWERS OR COMPANIONS ALLOWED]. Be sure to enjoy the terrific view of this dimension's floating and visually disturbing flora!
Summoning Crystal: Exchange your hard-earned quantum essence for a variety of items!
The Entity: a para-dimensional vendor.

Ready to start your journey? Head to the vault at the Akila City branch of Galbank and begin your new life.

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